I got some new pets today. 200 hundred of them, actually.

Yup, I am now the proud owner of a worm farm. Of course, now the problem is going to be naming them all (God knows how I'm going to go about training them to come when they're called). Anyway, after giving the matter some serious consideration, I've decided to name them all after politicians.

So far we have Kevin, Wayne, Peter, Julia, George W, Vladamir and Bob. Oh, and there was a particualry pretty, although rather useless one we named Sarah. Then there's John and Jodeen, who I like, and Paul who looks a bit silly, if you ask me.

Now I just have name the other 189 of them.

There's a tall dark skinny one I'm thinking of calling Barack. And a little short tubby pale one on his last legs that I might just have to call Mac.

Whatever... I plan on feeding them dog poo, so whichever way you look at it, before too long, they're all going to be up to their necks in do-do, anyway:)

You bought the worm farm specifically to make these jokes? Or do you plan to take your new friends fishing? (there's a lake near me you can use if you want)

Fishing? What's this fishing you speak of? I live in the desert. Our river hasn't had water in it for 2 years and then it was only for two days.

Besides... these are pets. I couldn't use them as bait. They're my friends. We've bonded. I've had them for, oh, four hours now...

Name one Nemo. Because Jason can actually say Nemo.*g*

Why do they call them worm 'farms?' Shouldn't it be a flock or a herd? Perhaps a school of worms or even a village?

You can tell them all apart? Oh, you're naming them after politicians. I guess you won't need to tell them apart!