I'm on a roll here... first it was the publishing dictionary. Now it's the must-have Wookie dictionary, thanks to Matthew Jarpe.

And if you think this is funny, check out his comment about his kid going to catholic school:)

So... here's your first lesson in speaking Wookie:

"I'm most dismayed that you've managed to defeat me at holographic chess. I have half a mind to remove your arms from their sockets."

In Wookie: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!

"I can't fix a hyperdrive like this without the right tools. And even if I had the tools, I don't know if I can fix a hyperdrive like this."

In Wookie:  RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!

"Damn, those stormtroopers are lame. What the heck is the armor for, anyway? These little teddy bear dudes can take one out with a slingshot."

In Wookie:  RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGH!

"Where's my medal at, biatch?"

In Wookie:  RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!