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13-May-2008
What's your battle cry?Here's a fun way to kill a few minutes while you should be working... This meme is thanks to the wonderful G.B.H. Hornswoggler, Gent. I'm off to conquer something now. Have fun:)
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Skulking through the desert, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Tasmia Scarr! And she gives a gutteral bellow:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!" Strange... I don't have the constant urge to thieve or create flames... But it still sounds good.
Running through the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Sean The Blogonaut! And he gives a mighty roar:
"I'm going to bruise you until your mortal mind doth snap, and plunge you into financial ruin!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the steppes! It is Jess, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She cries homicidally:
"I'm going to fuck you like it's my job!!!" Oooooookay....
Prowling across the tundra, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Elliott Carless! And he gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you to the moon and back, and trade you for a candy bar!" LOL
Rampaging out of the icy wasteland, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Kathleen Schaefer! And she gives a cruel scream:
"I'm going to clobber you into the fourth dimension, and dip you in uranium!!!" I kinda like it. =]
What's with this thing for sharpened screwdrivers? I'll take the broadsword I can hardly lift, thank you very much. :)
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