Heard while shopping in the lingerie section of Target today..

A petite young woman is shopping for bras. She picks out a very pretty blue striped number, holds it up and laments to her three-year old companion. "It's so unfair! I have no boobs. Nothing like this ever fits me."

Three year old isn't terribly sympathetic. Grabs an orange diamente number and says. "My boobies my fit into this one!"

"No they won't," mother informs toddler with a sorrowful sigh.

Shattered three year old wails! "But my boobies will grow. I'll fit in to it one day!"

"No you won't," mother insists.

"Why not?" Three year old is on the brink of tears.

"Because you're a boy, darling," mother explains patiently.

Secondborn and I are still laughing. Funniest thing I've heard in a department store in years... ROFL

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
I read this out loud to my teenage daughter.

Ten minutes ago.

And my teenage daughter is still laughing.

Brilliant! hahaha

With the obesity epidemic, he may have man boobs one day. Or maybe he will grow up into an exotic dancer - a la Pricilla. :)

Oh wow, that is so funny and adorable. I really hope however that if I have a son I am never in the same situation. How would I explain it to him properly? Oh and my boyfriend would probably not be happy that his son wants to wear a bra.

Ah, that is funny!

I have my own 3 year old son, and he was in the bath with his 7 year old sister, when the following conversation was had:

?Ranna, where is your penis??
?Mum! He said penis!?
?Is it broken? Poor ?Ranna, her penis is broken!?
?Don?t be stupid, I am a girl, girl?s have gyna?s.?
[small silence]
?Do you want to see me wiggle my penis??

And when the 7 year old was three and she was watching me bath her new baby brother, we had this conversation:

?Mummy, where is Alex?s gyna??
?Well he doesn?t have one darling, he is a boy. And boy?s have a penis.?
?Poor Alex! Never mind maybe he can get one when he gets bigger.?

It seems that all 3 year olds have unshakeable faith in the superiority of their reproductive organs! Or maybe that?s just my kids?.

Lisa ?

Hmm that will teach me to type a post in Word and paste it hey?