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27-Dec-2006

Just another day in Paradise

Went shopping today (there's a shocker!) and took Dace to see Night at the Museum. Very funny, if somewhat predicatble. I would have given it 3 stars. Dace, I sure, would give it 5:)

Saw Happy Feet  yesterday. It's kinda Moulin Rouge meets An Inconvenient Truth. The animation is so good I don't think it's animated at all. I am quite convinced they just taugt all those penguins to sing and dance. This film is brilliant and will make you want to go out and join Greenpeace.

And I have to say, penguins do a pretty good job of Queen, too:)

Other than that I've been downloading...stuff. Not that I would trawl through all the Bit Torrent sites I can find and download TV shows I can't get in Alice Springs because that would be like, you know, illegal, and I would never do anything like that...

Did I mention I went shopping today?

Found a pet shop that must cater to the "double income- have pets as surrogate kids crowd". They had whole cases of bling-bling for the discerning pet owner to splurge on. They had flavoured water for your pets. Palaces for your pussy. A day spa for your pampered pooch. Seriously, nothing was too much for the four-legged love of your life.

Doctor Secondborn was in stiches over the vast range of flavours of dog treats (But they'll eat cat poo out of the kitty litter if you let them! she has been known to cry aloud , which upsets the staff trying to sell some gullible but well-meaning owner caviar flavoured dog biscuits.)

Best product we found was Iams "Multi Cat Food". Yes people, they have packaged up a food to buy if you have more than one cat.

Ponder of the logic of this for a moment and then tell me you don't agree that whoever thought up that particular gem, deserves the "Nobel Prize for Marketing to Gullible Humans" Award.

If there isn't such an award, there ought to be.

I am now going to quit writing and start a new career. I figure I can repackage frozen mixed vegetables as market them as "Multi Children Nutrition Supplements".

I am gonna be sooo rich....

Comments

oh my, I have a cupboard full of childrens all purpose, multi user clothing just waiting for Baby Bump to arrive. Other people might refer to it as hand me downs, but we know better. *g*


And Secondborn is very much right... and it is obviously cat food flavoured, unless of course you have been feeding the cat caviar flavoured cat food... ;)


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